The Tale of Two Workouts

Jazzercise Review

August 8, 2013   37 Comments

Snack Girl knows Charles Dickens won’t mind the reference to the Tale of Two Cities (because he is long dead).

Man, I hated Dickens in high school. Why so many pages?

My tale begins with my wanting to save money because my schedule is a mess in the summer. I put my regular gym on hiatus for a couple months.

Then, a Groupon popped up for Jazzercise classes within a three minute drive from my house and I thought, “Hey, I can fit that in”. So, I bought it.

My regular workout is called “Boot Camp” and is very intense. Picture jumping jacks, crunches, curls, push-ups, and a terrible thing called a “Burpee”. You do not want to attempt this class if you have eaten in the last 3 hours.

Once I fainted because I was dehydrated before I started. Boot camp is serious and it will kick your butt. I have had trouble driving my standard car home after 60 minutes of Boot Camp.

Right about now, you think I am a lunatic.

I started my Jazzercise class wondering how the blankety blank I am going to do all those silly moves without looking like a freak. You want me to shimmy??? What do I look like? Someone who can shimmy?

I eyed the exit and wondered if I could make it out without anyone noticing.

I looked around and my sisters (there were zero men) were shimmying and nailing the moves. Argh! I finished the class and I felt like I broke a sweat but I could drive my car just fine.


Since my Groupon was for 10 classes (and I am cheap), I tried again. This time, some of the routines were familiar and I began to shake my booty. Hey, everyone else was doing it! I sweated more this time and still felt like an idiot.

I tried seven Jazzercise classes before I decided it wasn’t for me. I did start to get a workout the more of the routines I was able to do without falling down. It took practice but I still didn’t like it as much as boot camp.

Why am I telling you all of this? You have got to try new things if you are going to get fit and some things will work and others will not. My attempt at Jazzercise failed because I am not a dancer type. I am a jock type that likes to grunt and curse (in my head of course).

But, I gave Jazzercise a chance because it is fun to change things up and I needed something else to keep me in shape. I am sure that a bunch of you like Jazzercise and get a lot of of it.

The workout I really want to attempt is Zumba. I haven’t figured out how to fit it in yet, but one day I will give it a spin.

What is your favorite workout? How do you keep things fresh?

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First 20 Comments: [ see all 37 ]

I am also not the dancer type. I love spin classes to keep in shape. I can't help but sweat by the third song & that makes it even better :)

on August 8, 2013

I am a true Zumba fan. I do it 3 days a week. I also do spinning, pilates, and weight lifting. If you don't like dancing I'm not sure if you would like zumba but should still try. The class is more fun then anything. You will sweat, the class has jumping jacks, squats, and arm work (in my class) so you get a full body workout.

on August 8, 2013

Any Les Mills class: Body Pump(use weights), Body Attack, RPM (spin), and more. I've also tried tabata to mix it up with a short workout, but that is intense.

on August 8, 2013

I SWEAR by pilates. It takes about three days for your body to comprehend the motions but by day three you will already see results! It's yoga for Jocks. It also helps focus on your breath which reduces stress and calms the mind even when you aren't exercising.

on August 8, 2013

I run, dance, kickbox, do yoga and strength train. My new love is Physique 57. It changed my shape and keeps me strong for running. I try new things periodically. spin, bikram yoga and some other classes weren't for me but at least I gave them a shot.

on August 8, 2013

Kickboxing and boxing are my faves at least 4 times a week but I recently started Zumba once a week cause I wanted to get some moves on the dance floor. Lol.

on August 8, 2013

Triathlons are fun because I train to do 3 different sports!

on August 8, 2013

If you want a really good cardio work out, you have to try a spin class!! That's my favorite class to take

on August 8, 2013

I've tried a few classes at our local Gold's. Zumba is great, and addictive, but if you're not into dance the routines may be a little harder to pick up. There's also a more modern dance class that has become my absolute favorite- Dance Cardio! Our instructor is a super spunky lady from Africa that was a 22, she's an 8 now... and looks like she could throw a 200 pound man! You can really make the moves in this class your own, it's not overly structured :)

on August 8, 2013

I love Jazzercise! It's for me!

on August 8, 2013

You definitely have to experiment. I hate anything with choreography. I combine my love of boot camp and weightlifting and landed in the world of crossfit. I'm loving every minute it!

on August 8, 2013

Zumba has worked for me! I just don't stand where I can see myself in the mirror - I get a little too self-conscious about how stupid I look. With no mirror, I can be Shakira or the girl from "Flashdance". I'm trying a yoga class tonight as a supplement to the Zumba. I figure anything I do to move is good.

on August 8, 2013

If this post is modeled after the Dickens novel, it should be written in one, run on sentence. :)

I have been a member of the zumba cult for 2 years now, and it's one reason I've lost 30 pounds. It is a KILLER workout once you learn the basic moves and can focus on doing them correctly for maximum core usage. It's also super fun. And if I ever have a daughter, I'm taking her to zumba class, because it's full of women of all shapes, sizes and colors, shaking what they've got for all to see with no shame!

on August 8, 2013

What can I do with Arthritis affecting shoulders, knees and hips? I want to work out, but just walking isn't doing it for me, and I don't want to get hurt.

on August 8, 2013

Hey Joolieblue- do water aerobics. Its perfect for people with joint issues, it cushions the joints but lets you still work out.

on August 8, 2013

I have never done yoga or spinning or jazzercise. I work odd hours and have saved enough money to purchase an elliptical with arms that move for a total body workout. This way I can work out at my convenience. Does anyone have any recommendations for brand?

on August 8, 2013

I'm more of a traditional gym type - eliptical machine for cardio and machine and free weights (love kettle bells!) for strenght training.I mix things up with the occasional zumba class (so much fun!) or just a bike ride on one of the many recreational paths in my area. I walk everywhere so that helps too!

on August 8, 2013

I have to affirm what Niosha said, if you didn't like jazzercise then you probably won't like Zumba - but again you should still try it. As a former Zumba instructor I will tell you that it really depends on each individual instructor. At the club I taught at there were the "dancy" Zumba instructors (the majority) and the "sporty" Zumba instructors. Their classes were very different because their personal styles were very different.

on August 8, 2013

AND I've recently started doing yoga in the park! It's sponsored by my local Lululemon store and it's free! The classes are led by expert yoga instructors from a variety of studios across the city.I'm really enjoying it - the park setting is very appropriate for yoga.

on August 8, 2013

It's ZUMBA! for me. I love it--a sweaty total body workout. But you MUST give it a few sessions to "catch on" to the routines. I agree...some classes are dancy and some are sporty.I also do a step class once a week and often do power walking with friends. It's fun to change things up a little.

on August 8, 2013

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